People have accused me of being a bit of a moan. And one ex-boss of
mine nicknamed me Victor (after Victor Meldrew, one foot in the grave).
Well here's where I live up to my reputation. It's also a place for your
moans, which are posted at the bottom of the page.
My moans
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People in the supermarket checkout queue who wait until their entire
shopping has been rung up before they they start rummaging through
their bag for their purse. Hello!! Did you think you were going to
get your shopping for free? |
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Keepin it real!! What the f*@k is that supposed to mean? Next time
someone says that, ask them exactly what they mean. Bet you they don't
have a clue. |
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When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it."
Too bloody right! Don't you? Cos if you don't then there's something
wrong with you. |
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Twats who squeeze onto an already packed train. Cheers guys, thanks
for pointing out that even though my face is squashed in that blokes
smelly armpit, there's still room for another five people in here.
Wait for the next train, it's only one minute away! |
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Forwarded email that contains about six pages of reply headers.
You scroll all the way to the bottom only to find out that what had
been forwarded was a pile of shit anyway. Strip it out or leave it
out. |
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Women with long hair who flick it in confined spaces. They do that,
'Hey-look-at-me-I'm-so-gorgeous-with-my-long-hair' flicking thing
when you're standing behind them and you end up with whip lashes all
over your face. Bitches. |
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Chain emails! Are you so stupid to think that if you annoy 10 of
your best friends with your silly emails then that bloke in the next
office is going to swoon at your feet or that Bill Gates is going
to invite you round to his mansion, supply you with a year's supply
of champagne and donate free computers to the poor little children
in Africa? Sucker. |
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When people say,"It's always the last place you look." Funny that!!
Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you'd already found
it? |
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Would people stop putting the text of their email into the subject
field cos it's really annoying. When the email comes through, the
window's usually too small to display the whole subject field, and
as there's nothing in the main body of the email you can't read it
via the preview pane, so you have to open it then maximise it just
to read something which wasn't very interesting anyway. |
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I have a problem with stupid warnings on supermarket products.
I bought a packet of dry roasted peanuts and the warning said "this
product may contain nuts". Well no shit Sherlock, if I pay £1.98
for a packet of peanuts then there sure as hell better be nuts in
there somewhere.
moaner: Psychobunny
12 Jul 06 |
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How come guys can get away with enjoying alittle action but when
a girl does it she's a whore?
moaner: Psychobunny
12 Jul 06 |
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I hate it when you buy something online and they don't send it
to you, and because it's not a tangible item you're not covered by
Paypal! GRRRR!
moaner: Chris Payne 13 Mar
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I want to moan about people who go by cute little names like "Bunny"
or "Sweety" or anything like that. I want to either puke
when someone tells another "Come on Sweety" or "Don't
do that Honey", or run over and strangle them till they can never
say anything stupid again!
moaner: Matt Thompson
03 Jul 03 |
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I hate people who have prams and decide to have conversations with
other people in the door way of shops!
moaner:
Creina Clear 03 May 03 |
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People who wait ages for a lift only to go up one floor. How lazy
is that?
moaner: Leigh Paxton 02 May 03 |
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I can't stand people who always moan.
moaner:
Glen 12 Apr 03 |
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I cannot tolerate prim little 'misses' that zoom around busy shopping
areas chatting inanely or texting into their phone with one hand whilst
waving a large, scalding hot, designer coffee in the other. Now, if
you want to drink coffee in the street, that's fine, just look where
you're going and stop subjecting innocent members of the public to
third degree burns and reconstructive surgery on account of your need
to quaff a jumbo, skinny, double choc, cappuccino! Arghh!!!
moaner:
Neilatk 28 Mar 03 |
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My God have you rung up the GNER Ticket centre recently? As much
as I love having my call answered by a computer, I refuse to talk
to one, especially one that doesn't understand me. Recently I heard"Please
say the name of the station you are travelling from" and as I
pipe up with "Kings Cross" it replies "Leicester".
You say "Edinburgh Waverly" it says "Berwick Upon Tweed"!
moaner: Leigh Keily 02 Mar 03 |
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Don't you just hate it when you phone up a customer services department
and are presented with numbered options depending on your enquiry?
The worst has to be my bank which requires that I risk RSI by keying
in my account number, date of birth and postcode so that they can
process my enquiry more efficiently. Then all I hear is a recorded
message stating that all their advisers are busy and that I might
want to try phoning later. Er, no I want to talk about my money RIGHT
NOW thank you!
moaner: Neilatk 15 Feb 03
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People who stop on double yellow lines or red routes and put thier
hazard lights on thinking that makes it OK. Also, those who are so
obviously in the wrong (when driving) and they know it, but mouth
off to you anyway. Why can't people accept, gracefully, when they
are in the wrong?
moaner: David 31 Jan 03
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People who stop dead in the middle of a shopping aisle to browse
- browsing is fine but get out of other peoples way!.
moaner:
Keith 29 Jan 03 |
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People in little cars who think they can stop wherever they want
to, just like people in big cars can. They should only be permitted
to drive in the slow lane on the motorway and get their licence withdrawn
if they attempt to do otherwise.
moaner:
Timm 03 Jan 03 |
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Why do people drive 4 Litre, 4x4 cars with bull bars (which are
scientifically proven to kill pedestrians in a collision) in London?
They may be handy for nipping to the shops in Knightsbridge but surely
they are a soupçon unnecessary in the centre of a city. We
must end the tyranny of car ownership!
moaner:
Neilatk 18 Nov 02 |
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People who point at their wrist when they say "Have you got
the time?" You don't need to show me where a watch normally is!
I don't point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is!!
moaner:
Paul 10 Nov 02 |
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People that attempt to board a train or tube before allowing other
passengers off. Hello?! You think that the people leaving the train
should create space for those that want to get on? Let them off!!!
moaner: Neilatk 16 Sep 02 |
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Being a barwench, there are many things that bug me about customers..
"Can I have a Millers?" Millers? Would that be one Miller or two Millers??
It's f**king Miller!! People who say, "So what's your real job?" People
who order 5 drinks..one at a time! And the worst.. throwing a tenner
on the bar without a please, thank-you, or even looking me in the
eye! *Hi there, I'm another person in the world!* Ok, rant over.
moaner: Janey K 30 Apr 02 |
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Ironing boards, they are evil and should be banned. I can put them
up, but putting them down usually results in cuts and trapped fingers,
I have gotten through about 6 in the last few years after they have
been attacked with blunt instruments.
moaner:
Trouble 29 Apr 02 |
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What really winds me up are people who walk straight through a door
I've held open for them and carry on walking without saying a word.
Is "thanks" too much too ask? Am I the doorman for the building? Am
I wearing a concierge uniform? I dont think so!!! Maybe a slam in
the face with the door might get the message across?
moaner:
Sean O'Neill 28 Apr 02 |
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People who drive too slowly - don't you know that speed limits are
just a guideline? running people over? What do you think we have insurance
for for christ's sake? speed up! jump that amber light, change lanes
put your bloody foot down I'm late for work!!
moaner:
Rob McGregor 15 Dec 01 |
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I hate students at cash machines - it doesn't matter how many times
you ask for a balance on your account or stare at the fucking screen
- you're still not gonna have any money and you're still gonna hold
everybody else in the queue up you selfish twats - get a fucking job!
moaner: Rob McGregor 15 Dec 01 |
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I hate camp disco bunnies, people who earn in excess of £100K a
year, anyone who votes conservative, senior management who do fuck
all for most of the day and moan about it, people who cruise you when
you're trying to have a piss, fat blokes in shorts, cats, gay serial
shaggers, gym queens and people who always get my surname wrong!
moaner: Andrew Morrice 06 Jul 01 |
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i hate tradition and patterns and rules that are in place simply
because "thats the way it has always been"...if something is gonna
be done or happens, have a reason, justify it with something more
than following the masses.
moaner: Marcos-Jose Brito Mesa aka qboy 06 Jul 01 |
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i hate the fact that clubs (mostly str8 ones thankfully) make the
paying guest wear shoes! sorry, but isn't the whole purpose of clubs
to provide a bar with a dance space so that we can dance...how can
you dance in shoes? especially when there is so many nice trainers
out there. stupid rules that have absolutely no grounding what so
ever!
moaner: Marcos-Jose Brito Mesa aka qboy 06 Jul 01 |
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people(especially people who in banks and the like)who say PIN Number
instead of PIN. PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, so
by saying PIN Number, you are actually saying Personal Identification
Number Number! which is crap really and makes no sense. just say PIN.
moaner: Marcos-Jose Brito Mesa aka qboy 05 Jul 01 |
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